Cali Jo

potatoes on my mind

[Cali Jo @calpal9]

I'm not ready to be done having fun yet

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I’ve tasted all four seasons & I’ve come the conclusion that Fall is the superior season

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When they called a library a 'biblioteca.'

Absolute banger of a word.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

1 thing about me i fucking love fries

[Bebe Rexha @BebeRexha]

I wanna die blonde. Please make sure my hair is blonde. no roots when I’m in my casket.

[💞 @Melda1384191]

what the F*cK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard cause I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm in a group setting and all of a sudden i get an intense feeling that i dont belong and need to leave immediately

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

When my friend said she was done with that nigga but her location dot at his house

[gr🫶cie @hisfavstepdad]

how does instagram know who’s had sex with your man?

[CFO, Big Cat Corp @VPBigCatCorp_]

My wife riding shotgun when she sees brake lights a quarter mile ahead

[m @pumptinis]

that whiteboard video is THIRTY MINUTES????!!! i can tell you why west wilson is a piece of shit in 30 seconds

[TV Shows Ace @TVShowsAce]

#summerhouse #inthecity

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Amanda wants to move out and Kyle has made it clear he doesn’t want her to move out but Amanda also wants Kyle to help her pack & move out but also wants to leave some of her stuff in the apartment she is leaving … girl, ENOUGH! #InTheCity

[Cali @calidaysay]

The greatest luxury of the 80s and 90s was being unreachable.

[𝓮𝓯𝓯𝔂 @MyNameIsntEffy]

instagram suggestions are like “follow the girl who gave your bf chlamydia”

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Being forced to lock in when all I want to do is dilly dally

[G 🇯🇲 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

If my kids gotta do active shooter drills then your kids can handle a t-shirt with a rainbow on it

[Cali Jo @calpal9]

Because if I have to fight for your attention then fuck your attention. If someone is not a hell yes about you then you need to be a fuck no about them, period

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

It’s always “you have ADHD” and not “thanks for being able take whatever word or phrase I say and immediately sing it in a song you know”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: If you've ever used a porta-potty you've been in a gender neutral bathroom.
Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈