Calvin Pitman

the chronicles of cal

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

@Tim_Hurd @away_goals Great idea lol, nice height boost for headers too

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

@tutulismyname Sargent - $35
Dike - $15
Ferreira - $15
Weah - $10
Hoppe - $10
Zardes - $10
Siebatcheu - $2
Sanogo - $1
Balogun - $2

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

@Snaves Ah ok, gotta get that crossover appeal in there

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

@Snaves I feel like if pre-JIk Kanye is allowed his entry should be “Jesus Walks” though, right?

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

@blharreld With Reyna looking like a #10, looks like the best option, even if Greg’s been pushing for Adams at the #8

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

So Zack Steffen is starting next year?

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

When quarantine ends and leagues start back up:

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

People who don’t like pets trying to be polite around your dog:

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

A PERFECT STRIKE!

Gio Reyna, son of former USMNT captain Claudio Reyna, scores his first goal for Dortmund!

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

@Tim_Hurd @zlebmada This is cool! It was a fun game to watch and see the young guys in action finally!

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

@USMNTvideos He looks like the true attacking-minded 10 the US needs. Good movement and did well to create. Nice to see him win back some of his missed touches too.

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

@Tim_Hurd @AmericanOutlaws Yeah seriously! Hopefully we can get a couple of solid European players in, his stipulation of “for the guys we think will be released for qualifying” makes me wonder if they are going to try calling these guys up for qualifying at all? Even so I’m pretty optimistic about U23s

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

Worst types of people to have in your theater:
- Crying babies
- People who clap mid-movie

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

The @NBA All Star Game is canceled for not having Luka in it

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

Jeff Bezos needs to change his job title from “CEO of Amazon” to “Amazon Prime Minister”

[CBS Austin @cbsaustin]

BREAKING: Austin City Council has approved McKalla Place deal for a Major League Soccer stadium https://t.co/XHLBTljXKo #MLS2ATX

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

Q: How can you tell if someone is into rugby? A: Start watching a soccer game, they’ll never shut up about how much tougher rugby is

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

USA should be here.
https://t.co/4t9EjtpsC0

[Calvin Pitman @calpitman]

That’s what the World Cup is all about right there, what a game