caleb

[caleb @calrussl]

geogessur .... sucks....

[caleb @calrussl]

Shark has too many rubber bands in mouth

[Steven Donziger @SDonziger]

BREAKING: It's over. Just left with release papers in hand. Completely unjust that I spent even 1 day in this Kafkaesque situation.

Not looking back. Onward.👊❤️

[caleb @calrussl]

The ants in my house don’t get killed rn It’s earth day

[caleb @calrussl]

my boss told me he loved me today

[caleb @calrussl]

i just wanna be friends with an orangutan man

[sakshi @oksakshi]

just watched a guy take snot from his nose and put it on his painting and then asked if i wanted to put a piece of my hair on his painting

[caleb @calrussl]

wanna start a bar fight? simply say the following... "peanut butter ... or jelly?"

[caleb @calrussl]

rabbit outside my window, wonder if they would like a carrot...

[caleb @calrussl]

sometimes all a guy needs is a beer...

[caleb @calrussl]

i will NEVER PAY FOR GEOGUESSER

[caleb @calrussl]

Dope one billion

[caleb @calrussl]

@freshhel Hell. yeah.

[caleb @calrussl]

@brothlover420 Good job cooking meat :)

[caleb @calrussl]

@NickKarn2 Later in life bro

[caleb @calrussl]

@NickKarn2 Nah bro

[caleb @calrussl]

@killmefam This is by far the best tweet of all time

[caleb @calrussl]

@felipetmedinaa And he was just obsessed with explosions and diy pyrotechnics lol

[caleb @calrussl]

Time for the flies feast...