Calsea Bryer

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

@olivialmyers ouch

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

Don't say abortion is "inhumane" when you pop pills while pregnant.

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

Matt is obsessed with OTH and I am so happy about it 😍

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

I've been searching for my phone all day. I found it in the fucking trash that Matt took outside this morning. What the fuck?

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

@ohheyits_alex you're wrong 😋

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

Even automated emails about applying to college think I'm my sister... 🙄

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

You are my blue crayon, the one I never have enough of, the one I use to color my sky.

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

Fed up with leaf peepers.

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

When someone helps you, say thank you.

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

We are still working on the spinach artichoke dip. https://t.co/gHqhx7l1oe

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

Wrong wrong wrong.

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

Really sorry to anyone who comes close to me today. My dog got sprayed by a skunk. 😷

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

Proud moment: I got Matt hooked on One Tree Hill ❤️

[Calsea Bryer @calseabryer]

I love when people that don't even know me tell me what they think I should do with my life. Thanks, but no thanks.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

As a college student I don't know what's worse, checking my bank account or checking the assignments I have to get done.