cal

20 something. NSFW MDNI

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

@b8dboyzz this is like Christmas morning omg

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

@rockst444rz seasoned

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

@dietmanchild @jaketheoop it better

[brand new wayne. @waynemp4]

me the first millisecond I’m left alone for more than 5 minutes

[. @digitalwhvre]

when you goon for hours that your room starts smelling like balls, ass, old unwashed socks and vinegar, but you lowkey like it and continue gooning until you stop cumming and you feel like you’re about to have a heart attack.

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

@cupidsw0rker @Symmillionaire her damage is less “poking” at the enemy like most dps and more using her dps effectively to kill a single target in one go

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

@one_ra1ny_n1ght whole time fika has her jetpack but neither of them thought of it 😩

[Felix @d3adreality]

How I feel ghosting everyone to scroll on Twitter and smoke weed

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

@ooooahah4 i went 2 weeks without jerking it and i had a sex dream about me getting off to porn 😵‍💫

[J ★ @4sturi4s]

Anyone else like constantly horny or is it just me

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

@mywifewantedit @antipiker i just know he’s nasty w it

[nana @reignsuniverse_]

at the same damn time

[💎 Symmillionaire 💎 @Symmillionaire]

Chilling on point and hearing jetpack cat ult

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

@WUYANGIST i’m a moira main and i think her range needs nerfed a lil bit.

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

anyway i’m just rambling but if you have an opinion on this lemme know!

[cal @calstarkgaryen]

they could do this by adding a palestinian-jewish hero or a palestinian hero with mixed muslim-jewish heritage. it could extend ana and pharah’s lore further. plus, those two are currently the only middle eastern heroes we have.

[ryan @holiestdreams]

If this was Taylor we’d get thinkpieces about how she’s aligning herself with JK Rowling

[Swiftie Mexicana 🇲🇽 @LaTayMexicana]

GRÍTALOOOOO