Callan Roberts

He/Him/His Actor and Twitter Consulting Detective

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

When you are an adult at 18 everywhere else, but it’s 19 in Nebraska...

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

@the_zacsta Not the only one 🥲

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

@ZackCzajka 🤢🤮

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

@ZackCzajka I’m still at the same place

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wHat am i living with

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@eilish_mo Thank GOD

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

@the_zacsta Grow up

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

Instagram gets me

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

All my Instagram explore page is just Zendaya, Hailee Steinfeld, and Titanic facts 🤷‍♂️

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

@LoL_its_dyl Hey, I’m a Masterclass in obnoxious active listening

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

Yeah

[Dyl @LoL_its_dyl]

@calstraw53’s sun moon and rising is all @Zendaya

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

SCREW EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!

[Dyl @LoL_its_dyl]

Nothing will ever top crying on my couch while @calstraw53 and @KnowskiPeyton sing me Chiquita and Dancing Queen. 🕺🏻

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

When will it stop itching? 🤷‍♂️

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

~chicken dance~

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

@bryceancil HECK YEAH

[✭DOR✭ @doriannlavonn]

top tier
5 star
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

@the_zacsta @musicalmerry I can neither confirm nor deny...

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

Projectile vomit is never not funny

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when u get too drunk & start telling everyone u love them

[Callan Roberts @calstraw53]

@bossbabyssbu 🥵