Calum

peace and love
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[cory 💝🎭 @vooookster]

aussie porno called jack off all tradies

[Calum @caluhmmm]

when you have a genius idea and then learn someone has already beat u to it

[Calum @caluhmmm]

idk why tf that in my trending btw pls dont interact if u a #weirdo on #THAT side ahem

[Calum @caluhmmm]

hey ... wait im not ... thats ... okay. whateva

[Calum @caluhmmm]

i love rough housing i love playing footsies i love arm wrestling i love an excuse to touch my bros fr

[Calum @caluhmmm]

@plathnecktattoo me saying this like im not the fairy in question

[Calum @caluhmmm]

if u leave an aussie bottom around me, consider that fairy bred

[Calum @caluhmmm]

yes im broke. yes im still scrolling door dash. #windowshopping

[Calum @caluhmmm]

if i have kids im doing social experiments on em

[Calum @caluhmmm]

blue hair & profound

[Calum @caluhmmm]

@Grunkkkk smokin on that loud peck

[Calum @caluhmmm]

humiliation ritual of asking if the edible is vegan

[Calum @caluhmmm]

babe quick they have jouch in stock

[Calum @caluhmmm]

drunk jewish person at a korean bar: im soooojuuu right now

[Calum @caluhmmm]

i think having my mum put rocks under my pillow and use tuning forks on me as a child has really done something insane and magical to my being like i have really crazy supa powas guys seriously ...

[Calum @caluhmmm]

@Grunkkkk THE frank ocean. from one piece.

[Calum @caluhmmm]

happy pride month to all the men who have questioned their sexuality because of me

[Calum @caluhmmm]

he calls me a brat bc im the wurst

[Calum @caluhmmm]

fuck netflix and chill im tryna muk around and bang