Calum Balmain

Vetchez la vache.

[Calum Balmain @CalumBM]

@maklanedewever @wattwccabe hey guys

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@maklanedewever hey

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@LilaLavereau @mak
lol hip hop abs

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@CalumBM @renabm7 @caiteemcintyre hey

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So how old is Ireland today? #happybirthday

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@caiteemcintyre I feel the same about all the suits.

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And the neat shall inherit the earth.

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I love my new BING e-mail. Except, I can't seem to find anything I'm actually looking for. I just keep finding myself in the junk folder.

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I just read A Brief History of Time. Stephen King is such an incredible writer.

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"@officialjaden: School=Depression. Learning+Creation = Happiness. Happiness=Art.Art=Intelligence. Intelligence=Rebellion." #deduction

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Who likes to rock the party / Who likes to rock the party/
I like to rock the party / New Zealand likes to rock the party

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Disposable cameras, disposable memories, thanks, Kodak.

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And at the end of your life, you're lucky if you die.

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I feel like the majority of my tweets in recent times have been written and published by @maklanedewever. We thank you.

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I have no regrets other than one. I am not being maklane

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I am the son of god inbox if you want details

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@maggfost @NicoleOrr10 ha

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Oh, the sweet sound of icicles melting and shedding the frozen water of the colder months.

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Tyrion Lannister never fails to amaze me. He's fly.

[Calum Balmain @CalumBM]

You'll see, I'll have this crazy look in my eye., I've been working, my typewrite only says -"All work and no exams makes Cal a dull boy."