Rena Balmain

dunno

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

I NEED A STUDIO

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[David Blaine's first day as a cashier]

David Blaine: *spits out someone's credit card* was THIS your-

Manager: we talked about this David

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

I wish dogs could clean up their OWN barf

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Holy FUCK when u realize you've had read receipts on for the past 6 months and didn't know

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Ashley Tisdale is so jokes

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

White rice with butter and salt is nostalgic af

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Ugh, Frankie ocean

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

I need to move somewhere that's not necessary warm but sunny all the time if I'm going to be a happy person

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

And it was really nice that he called me smart instead of pretty

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

I was talking to the clerk at the corner store. He asked about my day, my essay, then kindly said "a smart girl like you can handle it"

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

the fuck is a millennial anyway

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Trump reminds me of Talladega Nights

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Shiver me timbers

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Imagine if you woke up to a warm Krispy Kreme and a coffee and baileys every morning just on your bedside table

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Would really appreciate if the drunks could stop hogging all the benches at the park

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Functioning on 2 hours of sleep L OL

[Rena Balmain @renabm7]

Blood being replaced by orange Gatorade