Calum McCaffery

Freelance Sports Journalist formerly of @Football_Scot and @yfst, @DundeeFC commentator - Views are my own

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

First time commentating on a Dundee goal since Ross County last season

The drought is over!! Hopefully not too long until the next one

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

I mean I knew he was a bellend but…

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 WOW! John Terry drops a massive reality check on Manchester United.

He explicitly declares the Portuguese league is absolutely not a good league, comparing it to the Championship.

He confirms Ruben Amorim winning there does not qualify him for the massive United job!

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

How the hell did we beat this lot away from home?

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Who else but Erling? 😏

Haaland adds his name to the scoresheet for Norway

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

Fair play. That looks absolutely honking 🤢🤢

[WWE @WWE]

The FIFA #WorldCup 2026 Title Belt is here! Celebrate the world's biggest competition and get yours now!

https://t.co/s7u55uLh81

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

@theoldzealand He took time to grow into a leadership role with Argentina. I’m sure I read somewhere that he used to just hang out with Aguero during international breaks without spending much time with teammates

I think he’s now accepted the responsibility of being a god in his own country

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

Scotland have conceded less goals at this tournament than England

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

🤦‍♂️ "Scotland have the worst player at the tournament in their backline!"

😳 "It could still be England v Scotland in the last 16... that's 5-0 up at half-time!"

Rory Jennings doesn't think much of Scotland's ability at this World Cup... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😬

#FIFAWorldCup

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

Must be absolutely miserable being English

[🇧🇲 @Bermuda060404]

That's how you do it, meanwhile for the Jocks it's Day 11 at 'The Dubliner' farting into the same kilt.

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

Me when I lie

[StozUTB 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @StozUTB]

It’s so funny that all this performative PR stunts by the Scots to make them seem likeable got overshadowed by England fans singing the most oversung Oasis song once 🤣

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

Taking the loss well I see

[Turk Scout @ScouTurk]

Türkiye lost with Turks.

Morocco won with French players.
Germany won with migrants.
Albania didn’t play.
USA has 0 Native Americans in its team.

Good Night.

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

I think what's becoming clear is that this Scotland squad badly needs freshening up by the time the next qualifiers come around

With the greatest of respect to guys like Hanley, McLean and Dykes, they are not good enough to play at this level. We need to bring in fresh faces

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

Holy Christ that’s embarrassing

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨PICTURED: England fans sneak in a "Make England Great Again" flag at World Cup match despite threats from FIFA

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

@theoldzealand Red card really opened the door for Switzerland. Bosnia couldn't recover

[Dundee Football Club @DundeeFC]

Dundee Football Club can confirm that the first-team squad will travel to Hungary for a pre-season training camp from 28 June to 5 July 🇭🇺

Info here ℹ️ https://t.co/msXV4q4z62

[Dundee Football Club @DundeeFC]

It's Tayside vs Merseyside ⚔️

The Toffees come to town as we take on Everton at Dens next month, July 18th 📆

Ticket details to follow.

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

@longislandviper I won’t lay onto the guy. He’s just showing a fundamental misunderstanding of the game

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

@AlexiLalas Every time you come across my timeline it’s always with the worst takes imaginable

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

Spreading our culture everywhere we go

[Daily Record Sport @Record_Sport]

Het-up Haitians call for FIFA probe into Scotland World Cup win as deluge of fans demand answers over ref calls

https://t.co/FrNlQQqH9J

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

🫳🎤

[Lawson_krane @tkazylaw]

I bring you 4 stadiums 🏟 in the USA 🇺🇸

I challenge any country to bring forth theirs

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

@_denisesalcedo 2007. Genuinely think my first segment was Stephanie telling Vince that his illegitimate son was a WWE superstar

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

@abdvlahi It’s the World Cup. There are no duds

[Calum McCaffery @calummac94]

Motherwell may end up making serious cash on Elijah Just