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I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious

[cal @calvc_]

When your prof has to proctor your exam at 2 and has her bachelorette party literally at 5

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your 20s are for Donald Trump being president, a global pandemic, and then Donald Trump being president again

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

I am sick to my stomach

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

#USAElections2024

[lauren @winonaddict]

election day mood.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Finally adjusting to the sun setting so early….as long as it doesn’t start, say, an hour sooner, I should be okay….

[angel kinda @ang5elina]

and as brat summer came to a close, i couldn't help but wonder... was it time for lobotomy fall?

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

wonder if he thinks guns are the problem now

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

hehe

[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[peter @arabatman_]

“you feel me?” brother I haven’t felt anything since the scholastic book fair

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

do yall feel the heat outside 😭 its the gates of hell opening bc its gemini season

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s your gut reaction” oh usually nausea

[the merry wörm @zenyanna]

i know this guy is like an actual predator, a natural-born killer, a hard-core hunter born into the eternal cycle of violence, but what a cutie baby sweetie smooch smooch love u darling wahhhhh so cute baby kitten baby kissy xoxoxo

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’m afraid i peaked here

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i am truly nothing without my little cats that follow me around the house

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

This is me if you even care btw

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

You’re emailing me? It’s December 18th and you’re EMAILING me??????