Calvin Ngu

My forehead greasy 24/7 & I make videos on YouTube

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

@MrBeast CalvinLude !

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

@_Elevener Thank you brotha 🙌

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

I hate dry socks

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

That’s like using windshield wipers when you didn’t spray the washer fluid on it first. Y’all sick

[Tim Chantarangsu @TimothyDeLaG]

I can’t believe there was a time when everybody didn’t have a pack of wet wipes on their toilets. People were really just dry wiping and going about their day like nothing.

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

@MrBeast I crashed my car the other day and used it to make content instead of crying about it and the video did really well! “Gods plan” 😭

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

I can’t trust anyone that got their iPhone flashing when they get a text message

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

@TunedHype Thanks for the share ! 😉

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

When you show someone your song and they say “oh Yee the beat coo” just know yo song ass 😂

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

Idk why but everytime I hear a girl is named “Vanessa” I think she be bad af lool maybe cause Vanessa Hugens 🤷‍♂️

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

McDonalds: "20 chicken nuggets serves 4 people."

Me:

[That’s Enough Bud @OhYeahItsG]

yeah I definitely was NOT expecting that 😭

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

When Dogecoin spikes 🚀 vs dips 💩 #dogearmy #dogecoin #dogetothemoon #tothemoon #crypto #funny #skit #comedy

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

It’s a sign for #dogecoin 🚀

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

Quarantine got Everybody stock investors now 😂 #bitcoin

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

Why would you put raisins in carrot cake it’s carrot cake not carrot & raisin cake smhhh

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

I got all my brothers back 💪🏽💯

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

@JC_caution Dannng no invite tho 😒😒

[Calvin Ngu @calvin_ngu]

Thank you @cemtvmagazine 🙏!

[Black Hollywood Digital Magazine @bhollywoodmag]

It’s slightly bizarre that our team is just coming across @calvin_ngu! If you guys don’t know who this dude is, trust us, you will know soon. Check out his latest record and video ‘Never Basic’ -> it’s legit being streamed and played everywhere! #upNext

[Music Therapy Records @musictherapyrec]

@calvin_ngu has never been basic. Double back and listen to this one again and again ‼️💪🏼 #sf #oakland #hayward #bayarea #music #musictherapyrecords #discover #neverbasic @ Therapy Media https://t.co/1GZPaMkyZW