Calvin•Hobbes

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

The Jackson 5 sounds like a name for an elite group of black super heroes.

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

I just wanna collab with Marceline, off adventure time

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

My dog ate my fucking chipotle 😭

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

This is what store clerks think the word "stop" does to thieves 😂😂😂

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

Oh the things that a mirror has seen😅

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

Do you ever wonder if dogs are just humans reincarnated that can't speak?

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

After reading the new chapter of my hero academia, all I have to say is... "Nigga you better brake her arm and kick her in the face"

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

This is my butthole. There are many like it but this one is mine. Without me, my butthole is useless. Without my butthole, I am useless.🪖🪖

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

This little retarded girl came up to me and wanted me to pick her up. Little bitch tried to choke me so I put her down immediately. I'm done with the world.

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

All these old ladies wanna fuck me, I feel like Pootie Tang🤣🤣

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

Man, I saw the first flying cockroach in my life after like 12 years and my soul left my body.

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

Women piss me off

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

I grounded kids for the first time in my life today. Punk ass muh fuckuhss

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

IF I AM NOT PHYSICALLY TETHERED TO YOU, THEN MY PRESENCE IS AN OPTION.

[OLDIRTY SPACECADET @OLDIRTYSPACECA1]

OLDIRTY SPACECADET - JDM (prod) BLUi X OLDIRTY https://t.co/7ptR22WsMv

[OLDIRTY SPACECADET @OLDIRTYSPACECA1]

OLDIRTY SPACECADET - JDM (prod) BLUi X OLDIRTY https://t.co/7ptR22WsMv

[OLDIRTY SPACECADET @OLDIRTYSPACECA1]

https://t.co/xcZ019wp6i

[Blu i @BluiMusic]

My boys @calvin_thrxsh @OLDIRTYCADET killed this, shout out to my queen @poeticbich for the appearance as well

[Calvin•Hobbes @calvin_thrxsh]

Listen to Calvin Hobbes- Loose Offer(ft. OLDIRTY SPACE CADET) PROD. BY Blu i by Calvin Hobbes on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/hoWJIA1LFP