Calvin

They hate us cause they ain't us - @derbyfan11 @KSymons3

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

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[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

@connorwaltss Me drivin past the petrol stations then 🤣

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

@connorwaltss What about electric car people ?

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

@eilisha_swift Nobody laughs at my jokes. They just laugh at my laugh when I laugh about my own joke 😂

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

😂😂 how is this a surprise ?

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

He will do when bloke eats his arse out 🤣🤣🤣

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

@connorwaltss Don’t get me wrong hard work will get you in good places but it’s also who you know and if you get that lucky break. There’s plenty of people out there that work harder than her and get paid annually what she gets paid a week/month.

[Andrew @andrewliggett96]

I’m sorry what

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

@TeasdaleJacob Del or Ali g 😂

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

Them people that stand next to their car door waiting for cars to pass deserve to be ran over. Just get off the road ya fuckin melon head.

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

Regret cutting my hair shorter but then again it’s nice not having it in my eyes.

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

Everyone get ram bars on their car. Shits just a joke now

[LBC @LBC]

'How can you be so selfish?!'

This desperate motorist pleads with eco protesters blocking the entrance to the Blackwall Tunnel asking them to move so she can get to her sick mother in hospital.

Read More: https://t.co/2zubNjd9kj

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

Am so Ill. Wtf

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

And how wank birthdays are 🤣

[Danny @dannycommockx]

The older u get the more u start to realise how much u cba with the drama, keep yourself to yourself and focus on the good vibes.

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

Need to get back to the gym. Wish I could say im getting fat but I reckon I’ve gone past that.

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

@miamellorssx He’s probably wanting to put some extra grease in your bearings that’s all 🤣

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

Really need to try and be more social 🙂 starting tomorrow

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

@ArchiePaskin They’re acting like it’s thousands of pounds. It’s legit like £3/4 a week

[Calvin @calvin_truscott]

Dunno how people take so many photos. I take like 1 every 3-4 months 😂