Calvin Turner

Aspiring Comedian Engaged

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

Loving the card @NjTank99!!! I got #299! ❤️❤️

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

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[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
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[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
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[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

@barstoolsports tanks club. If your 200 dollar bet loses in the NBA finals you get a never win Frank the Tank jacket. Plz do this or hire me ❤️🤣

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

@billmaher @jimmykimmel @ClubRandom_ Yikes

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

@billmaher @jimmykimmel @ClubRandom_ https://t.co/nldQ1Vyku9

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

Ahh yes, Twitter..Where all my followers aren’t a bunch of open micrs looking for a gig..

[Dub Dueci @DubDueci22]

@KingJames Made This Song In Honor Of You 🐐👑

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

Got to meet @bertkreischer the other night in Bloomington. He’s one of the main reasons I’ve done comedy for almost 2 years! 🤘🏼🤘🏼

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

@TheRealCoach_JB was ran thru the dirt on how they edited this new season of last chance. I’m still bitter. Best of luck tho coach!

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

@INDYHEADCOACH1 new doors are gunna open. Come coach Ball State! Imagine that!

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

So yeah, what’s up, Twitter? It’s been awhile! Yeah I’m a stand up comedian now! Come see me Wednesday!

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

@madflavor glad to see Netflix came through. Love you unc! I know you’re going to kill!!!

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

Hey @tomgreenlive let’s just cross our fingers and hope I get a job. Fingers crossed, Tom. Cross cross crosssss...ed

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

@McBriiide How sweet.

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

At be here now....goddamnnnnn

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

Hey, fuckers! Catch me doing stand up comedy and Be Here Now next Wednesday at 9p! If you don’t come I won’t give much of a fuck. If you do...I’ll make you laugh. Buy me booze.

[Calvin Turner @calvin_turner]

@madflavor Thanks for coming! Wish I had the chance to meet you!

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out 4 me tonite! #420eve