Calvin McKay

Music & Technology | Stevens 2020 | ΧΦ

[maybe: amanda @parquetcourt]

Choose a Bunch of CIA-Backed Foreign Regime Changes and We’ll Tell You Which Starbucks Frappuccino® Beverage You Are

[Capybara Enjoyer @_Jdhu7]

Fuck a good morning text, I love a direct deposit email.

[Shimaaaa @josh_fti]

“dry campus my dick” - T-PAIN (LIVE @ Stevens Institute of Technology, 2018)

[Calvin McKay @calvinmckay30]

@samf1sh French press or die

[Keef Richards @samf1sh]

Have a presentation in an hour. Struggled all week to find papers that were relevant. Front page of Reddit currently has a paper on it describing the exact content of my paper

[Calvin McKay @calvinmckay30]

@Jack_Van_Sant The people have spoken. Accept it.

[Lil Crippling Depression And Anxiety @Rushabh_Naik326]

Too poor to drop out of college now, too ugly to become a gigolo to pay for college, too dumb to go through the rest of college. Such a dilemma.

[Remember Sports @remembersports]

wow we thought you were fucking with us lol thank you https://t.co/pmRJhcndpD

[Calvin McKay @calvinmckay30]

@atreecalledugly It’s pronounced “Sesevenen”

[Calvin McKay @calvinmckay30]

@samf1sh You may say that’s weird but have you ever tried barking and farting at the same time?

[Loudwire @Loudwire]

Wha?? https://t.co/YsjMS2xSaR

[Hurry / Matt Scottoline @hurryband]

People call them Good Charlotte, I call them GREAT Charlotte.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Over/under how many people are diving onto burning tables rn?

[The Menzingers @themenzingers]

Selling some of the following bass gear. If anyone is interested, DM us and I can provide more photos/details and price! Everything located in Philadelphia.

[𝕜𝕦𝕟𝕚 @_kuni]

“so its gonna be a $25 co-pay”
me: nervously checks bank account

[Hurry / Matt Scottoline @hurryband]

You know your band is gaining popularity when people start accidentally tagging your page in their Facebook posts

[no thank you @xnothankyoux]

if you haven't listened to our new release yet, here's a friendly reminder. full disclosure, it is sad. https://t.co/pcDTfPCTcP

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

@cooneydb If I didn't wear earplugs I'd be deaf as fuck