Post Modem Grognard

Poet, prize-winning author, cartoonist, animator, board game designer, podcast host, inventor of Let's Plays, video game curmudgeon.

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

Hey, friends from my favorite podcast @theflophousepod, if you guys "autographed" (by which I mean "liked") my tweet it would be a Xmas and/or Hanukah miracle and I would frame it and hang it up. @dankmccoy @ElliottKalan @flophousecat

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

#PS4share

https://t.co/TrTlIUMJIZ

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@flophousecat I wait until I'm disappointed in a band before I buy their shirts

IRONICALLY

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@realDonaldTrump Can we vote on this?

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@bobservo You'll see me. I'll see you. We'll share a glance, a memory, and drift away again, two satellites in asynchronous orbit, to meet again a year hence.

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@realDonaldTrump Will you talk to my grandpa please

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@realDonaldTrump But, sir, I don't understand how you have allowed that poem on the Statue of Liberty to remain. Have you read this thing? It's the most an American thing I think that has ever been written!

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

I think this is rather indicative of the shift in the culture of video games. I didn't expect to ever get this achievement, but I guess I still perceive video game culture in the 80s and 90s boy's club. #PAXWest

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

By God it is done!
#PAX

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@realDonaldTrump You won't know who to pay off if they're anonymous.

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

6 Hydra heads, and one of them thinks it's an Ouroboros.

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@realDonaldTrump is that big boss

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@dankmccoy I can think of two things wrong with

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

Major revelation regarding #OctopathTraveler

If you take the first letter of all the characters' names and spell it out, you get Chap Toot.

#chaptootisreal

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@realDonaldTrump Making fun of you for your Twitter grammar is like making fun of Hitler for his mustache grooming.

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@realDonaldTrump ICE doesn't want open borders you twat

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@GaryBuh I love it when I overhear elitist folk talking about the original Fallout but as I creepily eavesdrop I realize they're talking about FO3.

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@bobservo One should never see how his heroes' sausages are made.

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@bobservo I still have my XXL City Name / Sports Team shirt from Jesus Christ half my fucking life ago.

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@dankmccoy Curiosity led me to think this might be a trending hashtag

Alas

[Post Modem Grognard @calvinredburn]

@hEnereyG It's been killing me since this started; is "What a Cartoon" a reference to something? I seem to recall a cartoon character (Bugs Bunny?) muttering, "What a maroon," and now that's all I hear when I read "What a Cartoon."

Is this obvious?