Calvin's dad

I'm just trying to survive.

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

Sounds like something I'd do.

[WANE 15 @wane15]

Kids ask questions. It’s only natural to inquire about a world that you are just beginning to know.

But one Fort Wayne dad has taken a different approach. https://t.co/eG8CFoM1VB

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

“You know I can see your head skin through your hair” - Calvin #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

It’s a beautiful day out today. The entire neighborhood is out and about. And my son is walking around the front yard, crouched over with a walking stick, acting like a senior citizen, yelling at everyone to stay off his lawn. #sheesh

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

I shouldn’t have to tell my son to not stick corn up his nose. #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

One of my prouder moments. #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

It’s almost as if Calvin thinks the louder he travels up and down the steps, the more points he acquires. #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@cnni Llama llama. Waiting for what?! To be discovered 600 years later...

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@davidhogg111 #allpeopleneedtodobetter

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@TMZ I hope they stay true to the universe Lucas created. You know, where the females don’t wear bras.

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

I spend most of my day waiting for the appropriate time to have a drink. #CalvinandHobbes #itsfiveoclocksomewhere

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@LaurenSanderson Try having a mortgage, a naggy wife, a dead end job, and a crazy six year old. Some days I can’t wait for it all to be over.

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

Name something more disgusting than a six year old’s dirty underwear. I dare you. #fridaychallenge #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@stephenfishbach You wish

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@mud6767 @HuffingtonPost Says the guy on Twitter.

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@laurenthellama Young lady, how do you ever expect to make it in this world with grammar like that?! #goodgrammarbuildscharacter

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

I can't figure out why Daniel Tiger and his father don't wear pants... #freeballin #DanielTiger #newstyle #calvinsdad #badexample

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@NPR No because this is 2017. You aren't allowed to label anyone's gender. They are a "person band".

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

Is it bad that every time I see a soda pop, I instantly wonder what alcohol would taste good in it? #dadproblems #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@TheEllenShow @iamjamiefoxx @ellentube You look like a Christmas turkey

[Calvin's dad @Calvins_dad]

@cnni Good luck! Boys can be a handful!