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[T G J @thatguysjokes]

£80mil used to get you De Bruyne’s or Bale’s

[BrexitDuck @BrexitDuck]

Imagine being remanded in custody for pushing a wheely bin towards police but being let off after repeatedly punching and breaking a policewomans nose.
Now imagine our PM trying to convince us that there's not two tier policing.

[Driftwood @buc97552]

Keir Starmer informing parliament that anyone who pushes a wheelie bin towards the police will “feel the full force of the law”

But putting a police officer in hospital is perfectly fine.

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

WE HAVE GOT THE SAKA VERSION NOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

Penalties: 4:3

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Photo of the season right there. 😂

[SnoopDeg @SnoopDegB]

Get stabbed off a sikh with an illegal blade.

Escape but get chased by the sikh and get stabbed 2 more times.

Cops come and handcuff you because the sikh says you're a racist.

Collapse then die.

Britain is a fucking hellscape.

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

When you see the far-left out with their pre-paid and printed “Refugees Welcome Here” banners, this is who they are welcoming.

Rapists and murderers.

How many more women and children need to be raped before the mass deportations start?

[Nathan 🦉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Nathanswfc2004]

See this is why football is fucked, the only reason it’s not given is because haaland isn’t a little bitch and didn’t start rolling around holding his face

That’s why diving is such a thing because the players have to exaggerate because the officials are so incompetent

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

What’s fucking mental to me, is it’s all the youngsters that fucking love this cunt of a party, literally destroying their own future so their uni mates who they won’t know in 5 years don’t think they’re racist😂

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

They faked all those injuries only to be knocked out of the FA Cup by Southampton. 😭

[Suze: Real Lesbian♀️♀️🎗️ @esjayXX]

3 men on trial for raping a woman on Brighton beach had “come to Brighton from their asylum
hotel for a night out”

We welcome men from woman-despising cultures, put them up in hotels, feed them, give them money & allow them to roam free on a “night out” 😡
How stupid are we?

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

This is probably the best April Fools so far.

[The Christian Nationalist Party @the_christnats]

His son groomed and raped a 13 year old child in Rotherham, UK.

He says he doesn't see it as rape because "she wasn't a virgin or new to sex".

These are dangerous people.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

This is Braintree, Essex, as 100 Channel migrants arrive in the town centre at taxpayer's expense.

They come from the Wethersfield migrant camp & intimidate the locals, especially women & children.

I think the man filming is @bb_media_uk. We're both there tomorrow at 11 am.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

solve mysteries with a dog

[CW @calwhiteheadd]

They’ll still only talk about how good Rice is at free kicks 🥱🥱

[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

Britain…

Women and children flee war. Men go to war. Every war. Every time. All of history.

So a bus pulls up in your town. Door opens. Out steps forty men. Young. Healthy. Alone. No wives. No children. No limp. No wound. No fear in their eyes.

And you’re told to call them refugees.

From what?

Nobody answers. Nobody’s allowed to ask. The bus pulls away. Another one’s already behind it.

Your daughter walks to school past that hotel now. Your wife locks the door when she didn’t used to. Your nan won’t go to the shop alone anymore. And if you say something… anything… you’re the problem.

That bus isn’t stopping. There’s no vote on it. No debate. No one you elected approved it. And the next one arrives tomorrow.