Simon

No camera. No crew. Just AI and a wild idea.

[Oyi_za🖤✨ @explorewithann]

But Lagos house hunting was still Lagos house hunting.

It was either too expensive, too far or too small.

Pictures that looked nothing like the actual apartment.

At some point, we were both tired.

Then we found HAUSLET.

[Oyi_za🖤✨ @explorewithann]

Hauslet is basically a real estate platform where you can search for different kinds of properties in one place.

So whether you're looking for a place to rent, a shortlet for a few days, or you're actually ready to buy a property, you can search through your options there.

For us, it meant we could actually sit down together, look through different places and figure out what worked for us.

Eventually, we found an apartment we both loved.

And I remember standing inside that apartment with Dotun thinking, “Wait.”

This is the same man I met while fighting over bike fare.

[Simon @calypso_grey]

@coinexcom My deposit has been pending since one week. 19th June. No reply from you

[Simon @calypso_grey]

Life no balance 💀

[Simon @calypso_grey]

Watch till the end. Then watch it again.

[Simon @calypso_grey]

@SportyBetNG I have been trying to make withdrawal since 25th , Wednesday. You blocked my account against withdrawal saying it’s under financial risk. I have provided all requested documents
Please release my account

[JAGS @EtniesJags]

This kid legit told his mom “She my girl on life” lmaooo

Just look at his body language throughout the video 😂😂😂