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Currently the only person using #badsharkmoviefest.

[Maybe: Bria @calypsomatic]

And in the end, the shark was the friends we made along the way. #badsharkmoviefest

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Ok so that's it for #badsharkmoviefest: Utter Opposites.

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👽: so what did you learn about the humans
🧢👽: they really don't like being eaten by sharks
#badsharkmoviefest

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Someone forgot to tell them that we're not supposed to actually take seriously the existential horror of facing senseless death in the jaws of an unpredictable monster

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In Paris they have a shark lounge

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I can't believe how artistic this movie is. #badsharkmoviefest

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Ok more thought went into the opening shot of Under Paris than in all of Sharktopus

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Ok to wash that taste away, another movie whose name is a lie: Under Paris #badsharkmoviefest

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*Good* shark movie? But it's not #goodsharkmoviefest!

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Ok after that monstrosity that should never have been brought to life, A's gonna show us a good shark movie.

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To waste your Sharktopus on that? To shame! #badsharkmoviefest

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Whoops my escapism into an alternate movie was too long

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Second time they swung a human on a rope into the sharktopus's mouth - sign that they are out of ideas and need to finish this movie

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And to think, Sharktopus was written a decade before chatGPT was released. Amazing

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My preliminary hypothesis is that, to a first approximation, the quality of a bad shark movie is calculated proportional to (butts + murder)/plot.
#badsharkmoviefest

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Anything to keep our attention during all this fucking PLOT

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Interesting brady bunch cinematography in #badsharkmoviefest.

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Even the actors are anxious for the sharktopus to come eat them and be done with this friggin movie #badsharkmoviefest

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M is declaring Sharktopus "the second worst shark movie I have ever seen" #badsharkmoviefest

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#badsharkmoviefest 's new slogan: "i don't care about all that plot. Let me know when there are sharks"

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For my tastes, I would prefer a higher ratio of shark murder to human drama. #badsharkmoviefest