Sara Calypso

Perpetually dehydrated aspiring eccentric.

[Tirzah @Baregreenskin]

When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. —LAO TZU

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

Why do people douse themselves in perfume/cologne before they go hiking? It's a bit unpleasant. #hikingproblems #hiking #why #pleaseno

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

Eating grilled chicken with piles of green dragon hot sauce. On my drive home. #traderjoes #traffic #ihaveaproblem

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

THE GREEN INFERNO is like a glorious throwback to the drive-in movies of my youth: bloody, gripping, hard to watch, but you can't look away.

[CNN @CNN]

Awkward... the moments you can't miss from last night's #CNNDebate http://t.co/luS4nGU9ok http://t.co/j16QSAf7Pt

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

@LAScanner I actually tried to eat someone on Beverly Glen this morning. Found out that's frowned upon.

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

Prequel to The Road. Watch out I'll go Mad Max AF on you all. #TheRoad #hikingla #LosAngeles #cityofangels

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

Stop making signs that impede #social #Darwinism. We are breeding ourselves #dumber at an astounding rate.

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

@MikeNellis @kvpthoughts it's cute!

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

@mattstacey69 late to my own party, of course.

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

@mattstacey69 how did you get this pic of me?

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

To write a novel, you begin with what you can see and then you add what came before and what came after. #thomasharris #reddragon #Hannibal

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Via the magic of ScheduledTweets, let me welcome genius director @David_A_Slade to the @AmericanGodsSTZ family. Fan of his since HARD CANDY.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

‘American Gods’ adds #Hannibal alum #DavidSlade as Director & EP http://t.co/TfQyVao6LU

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

Now we need "Superhenge" - Ylvis - Stonehenge [Official music video HD]
@Ylvis https://t.co/6hkGW2AcI7

[Sara Calypso @calypsosara]

New 'Superhenge'? Remains near Stonehenge http://t.co/mGsteeaLpi

[CNN @CNN]

A bigger Stonehenge? Archaeologists have discovered larger stone remains near the site: http://t.co/wejgPHTMPS

[Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler @ElayneBoosler]

Let she who is not thrice divorced throw the first license..

[VICE News @VICENews]

BREAKING: Kentucky clerk who refused same-sex marriage licenses ordered to jail, reports @AP: http://t.co/A5R7EWL9wV