calyssa ann

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[trapper/rapper @lonthecelebrity]

I'm so ready for election season to be over cause I'm tired of constantly being reminded y'all are dumb

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i feel like drinking bleach every time i see anything about one direction life was so simple and now i live paycheck to paycheck

[hannah @crankhart]

Replacing “I’m going to kill myself” in my vocabulary with “Oh dear”

[culture @notgwendalupe]

she made history with this song

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

today is like 9/11 for nosy women

[sarah @sablaah]

I could never be a movie critic because almost every time I see a movie I’m like “yeah that was fun” and it’s usually because I got popcorn and a big soda

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it:

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

a girl and her sentimental necklace vs the world

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

if ur a man and i’m ignoring you it’s because ur evil and i hate you. but if ur a girl, it’s my fault im just going thru a lot im so sorry i love u

[five ★ @khaniijah]

im so ready for summer im tired of wearing clothes

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

so real

[alexis🦋 @aallexisz]

yall better watch yall kids inna streets my brakes bad rn

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

the first victim of cancel culture 💔

[ROYALE @royalepains]

How left out I wanna be

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

had a dream walmart sold cars and i rung one up as a tomato at self checkout