callum

science freak and holistic hater

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

i’m surrounded by retards cucks and faggots

[Peugeot 206 Fan @PEUGEOT206FAN]

People who have NEVER touched a steering wheel in their lives say that FWD cars are not fun and impossible to drive

[callum @calzode]

bring back shag carpet in cars

[jb @sleep487]

You gotta stay gaming bruh dont focus on no girls just stay gaming

[callum @calzode]

@toothpasteghost we need to unionize lowkey

[callum @calzode]

deadass i be getting abused for 16 bucks an hour

[callum @calzode]

half the friend group on vacation or working

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

First day of internship, had to let em know what I’m all about.

[callum @calzode]

i am my jobs abuse goblin

[Gayatollah HIMenei 🧊 @harrysreup]

I suck at burning bridges man I miss everyone

[callum @calzode]

it feels awesome when someone u used to hangout with in highschool still fucks w you after like 2 years

[venus ☆ @biitemyhip]

Instagram mutual core

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[callum @calzode]

stomach is bubbling and gurgling before work Oh It’s Over

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

[callum @calzode]

deadass if u own one of these piece of shit cars i’m sliming you out personally

[callum @calzode]

buicks are my worst enemy i’m seething

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one