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24, virgo, j'aime les grenouilles, les plantes, les chèvres et les milfs

[Athena @Minifarmthena]

She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil???

[Margot 🕊🦋 @wallsofzayn]

je suis dehors, je me suis enfuie de table. je peux pas gérer. j’y arrive pas. je suis seule à pleurer dehors parce que putain TV Time va fermer et j’ai l’impression de crever

[🪷 @Sheksteroidszn]

My underboob sweat can restore the water ai has wasted

[cam 𓆏 @cam3408]

@yobkom @EmelyneParslow @PThinks23 Bonjour, où avez vous trouver des plaques aussi grande (quels types ? Expansé ?) ? À la découpe ? J'ai une porte fenêtre de 100x210cm 😢

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

This is probably what my miis see while I’m playing Tomodachi life

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

My favorite gay straight man

[Andrew @kohakudoori]

sitting in my chair thinking about playing a game but not doing it and it's kinda like this rn

[Կատերինա @Kate__yan]

Je peux avoir aucune expérience unique dans ma vie j’ai compris

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i’m at a concert having fun in the moment then remember nothing ever lasts forever

[TheDarkDuchess @TheDarkDuchesss]

This is unironically the only reason im alive today

[Älva 🦇 @Alva_Ghoul]

“BUBBLES? oh come on Sharon! I’m fucking Ozzy Osbourne the prince of fucking darkness. Evil? What’s evil about a but load of fucking bubbles??”

[ً @cryst6ls]

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

[pris @pwiscila]

Being looked up on LinkedIn

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

me trying to get into Los Santos Customs in GTA

[Maira @maira4yo]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Literally everyday

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Opening your Teams and Outlook after the 4 day bank holiday

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music