Cameron Johnston

The nature of reality is destroying the reality of nature.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

YOUR NEW PENGUINS FRANCHISE POINTS LEADER.

[marlon wayans @MarlonWayans]

WE’RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they’ve been asking for… a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We’re looking forward to having fun on the big screen again.

[NHL @NHL]

HE IS SCORE 🏒

Congrats Geno on becoming the 48th player in NHL history to reach this incredible milestone!

📺: @NHL_on_TNT & @SportsonMax ➡️ https://t.co/4TuyIATi3T

[Penguins PR @PenguinsPR]

LET 'EM COOK 🔥

The @penguins are the second team in NHL history to have three 500-goal scorers.

[NHL @NHL]

The @penguins win on a milestone-filled night! 💛

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Year 20 starts tonight. 🍷

[chargot #2 @sidneypony]

the wicked witch of the east, bro

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[NHL @NHL]

Dream duos. 👥

[Penguins PR @PenguinsPR]

We've witnessed greatness 1,000 times and counting 🤯

Sidney Crosby has become just the 14th player in NHL history (and seventh fastest!) to record 1,000 career assists.

[Penguins PR @PenguinsPR]

Players with 19-consecutive point-per-game seasons in NHL history:
•Wayne Gretzky
•Sidney Crosby

That's it. That's the list.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Win together and you're family for life.

For the goals, laughs, half-off milkshakes, and endless memories... Thank you for everything you’ve done for the Penguins, Jake Guentzel.

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Holy **** Aaron Gordon

[McPgh @BobMcPgh]

“YEAH??? What is score f@cking a$$h*le!?!? #LetsGoPens
#GoodLipReading

[PensInsider @ThePensInsider]

Marchand on #Crosby: “A lot of the attention is on the younger guys, but if you look at the details of the game, and full 200 feet, he’s by far the best player in the league …”

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Reminder that wage theft is the single biggest source of theft in this country, far outpacing all robbery put together.

[Cameron Johnston @cam_j225]

You gotta be kidding me

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

ESPN is ‘very interested’ in bringing back Colin Cowherd, per @MMcCarthyREV

“ESPN is very interested in a reunion, said sources. The brass in Bristol views Cowherd as the answer to their struggling ratings on ESPN Radio, said sources…‘The monster negotiation coming up for Fox is Colin,’ warned one source. ‘His ratings are at an all-time high. And he causes zero issues — unlike Skip Bayless.’”

(Via https://t.co/SCLbcdEB2g)

[ego @notmalkinego]

kyle dubas & omar khan discussing how to make pittsburgh sports great again

[Cameron Johnston @cam_j225]

$10 that was just Brad Marchand

[Sara @SaraCivian]

Sitting here in the TD Garden press room writing my story AND AN ACTUAL RAT JUST WALKED ACROSS MY FEET HELLO1!!!!?!?