Dildo Baggins

90% movie quotes
10% nonsense

[Dildo Baggins @cam_schwing]

Fake again

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

Fun fact:
Psychosis is socially accepted if you call it your faith

[Shaz @Shaz_C_]

@HalfwayPost

[🇺🇸🇺🇲 @Ripofflican1]

@HalfwayPost

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

The motherfucker’s gonna claim he died and will roll out a full resurrection announcement tomorrow, isn’t he?

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

Is education in America illegal?😅🤦🏼‍♂️

We aint satan worshippers we don’t believe in Satan either 😅

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga i KNOW that aint who i think it is

[Dildo Baggins @cam_schwing]

Choke of the year

[Dildo Baggins @cam_schwing]

@BuschBeer the perfect picture

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

You sure you good to drive bro?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Excellent rebuttal.

[Chris Conte @ChrisConte79]

Tiger Woods seen grocery shopping in Jupiter, Florida

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Maxx Crosby can still be traded to Baltimore if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

we’ve entered the "ceo eats a burger” phase of late-stage capitalism where multi-millionaires pretend to have mustard on their faces to build brand trust with people who can't afford rent

[Dildo Baggins @cam_schwing]

@JoshReynolds24 I can smell the racism

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

if there’s any “terrorism” that happens on us soil now, you will never be able to convince me nor millions of other americans that it wasn’t israel and america conducting it together to rally the masses to support an insanely unpopular war.

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

MAGA, when a blonde woman ties for 5th place with a trans woman: WE MUST PROTECT WOMEN!

MAGA, when a congressman sexually harasses a female staffer so much that she literally lights herself on fire: WE NEED HIS VOTE, SO, LIKE, IT’S COOL, HE PROMISES HE WONT DO IT AGAIN.