Cameron Raubeson

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girl says her hubby works 100 hours a week at the coffee shop that’s open 7-4 😂 #RHORI #imissbrewedawakenings

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My buddy can’t even hold down his volunteer job

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But for real, has anyone ever seen @TomBrady and @kevinbacon in the same room before?

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You told me once I have a rebel heart.
I don't know if that's true, but I believe you saw something in me that lives inside you too.

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I said, I don’t know whether I’m the boxer or the bag.

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@WesterlyLibrary when is the plant sale this year? I can’t find any info online.

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Is it just me or does unsane or nonsane just make a little more sense than insane?

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Co-worker just randomly tells me “Don’t stick your dick where you wouldn’t stick your fingers” and okay; he’s not wrong

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@rgennaro222 Now we’re talking!

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@rgennaro222 I’m waiting for the sun to set my wings ablaze.

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@rgennaro222 Call me ya jabroni

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@fghtffyrrss @lauurencx I’m not entirely sure how I know you on here but I’m here for it and I hope life is good for you my friend

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@rgennaro222 Common pup

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Alex Verdugo looks like the Walmart version of @lukecombs

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@rgennaro222 Hey pup… Banks? Danks? Fanks? Ganks? Hanks? Janks? Lanks? Manks? Ranks? Tanks? Wanks? Which one is it!!? All yery yoogleable

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“Looks like somebody sneezed at Arby’s” @Arbys

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@rgennaro222 Then sleep gets harder

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You’re so sensitive, and I am, I am a machine. 20/20 surgery done cheap.

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Why 👏 is 👏 my 👏 Instagram feed full of chicks shuffling!??? 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️