Cameron Bass

Grow through what you go through

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU'RE EMAILING ME? IT'S DECEMBER 20TH - AND YOU'RE EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parking nine GROWN DEER on my roof, breaking into my home, eating my food, and then leaving a bunch of your stuff here - IN THIS ECONOMY????

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Woke up early. There was no worm.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This pup is the soundest sleeper in existence. An absolute inspiration to the honk shoo community. 12/10

[Cameron Bass @camandcheese]

i think we can all agree that we get our self-worth from our dentist when he tells us what a great job we did taking care of our teeth right

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In Opinion

"An obvious lesson from the gargantuan success of both 'Barbie' and the Eras Tour is that there is a huge, underserved market for entertainment that takes the feelings of girls and women seriously," Michelle Goldberg writes. https://t.co/IXhebqz507

[jaelynn @jaej__]

i’m obviously NOT depression barbie bc my pride and prejudice choice is the 2005 Matthew Macfadyen version NOT the bbc version

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you.
It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

[Cameron Bass @camandcheese]

i personally would like to call out poshmarkers for trying to sell their used crocs for full price. its a niche thing to rage about but here i am. raging.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

no YOU come HERE

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Marriage won't be equal. Sometimes you'll have nothing to give and need support. Other times your partner will need that support. You'll take turns carrying the load. Don't expect equality, expect flexibility.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

[Cameron Bass @camandcheese]

does every period piece have someone coughing blood into a napkin with ominous music or

[Cameron Bass @camandcheese]

just when I thought I couldn't be any more obsessed with #bridgertonqueencharlotte --> https://t.co/j5azc9IsOr

[trash jones @jzux]

they should do spotify wrapped twice a year. summer me and winter me are listening to completely different music. in fact we are completely different people

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Oh, you’re headed out to bear country? That salmon-scented body wash was a bold choice.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

I love ushering young people into their 30s. On their birthday I’ll say:
“Welcome to your new home. Floor’s creaky and stove’s on the fritz but she’s all yours 🥹”

Responses vary from “okay” to “Maam this is a private event please leave”

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Always hike with proper supplies and equipment.
Remember, flippy floppies may lead to slippy sloppies.

[latke @latkedelrey]

adopting and then abandoning a cat because it did normal cat things (needed time to warm up to you, had a bathroom accident, scratched furniture, wanted to play) is sinister behavior and if you do it you will burn in hell for eternity