Avocado Mustang

Pseudo-adult. Coullion. Fōōl. Absolutely Exaggerated.

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

Wine
Pizza
Ass

Definitely not mad at that.

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@JoshPateCFB The SEC and BigTen should have never been allowed to have gotten to the size they are. If we have BCS era conference no one would complain about the format. Also maybe we should go back to computers deciding.

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

@Asmongold

[Stuttering Craig (Official) @StutteringCraig]

Everyone is laughing at Norway & the EU for funding Dustborn but a quick search shows the US also provided $275,000 of funding for a "new counter-disinformation game"

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

Record outweighs all when it comes to P5 teams and conference titles give you the automatic edge over a team that didn’t win their conference.

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They put TCU in the playoff last season, so they’ve already shown they won’t put the best 4 in.

1)Michigan
2)Washington
3)Texas
4)Alabama

Or

1)Michigan
2)Washington
3)Texas
4)Alabama

These are the only acceptable playoffs IMO #CollegeFootballPlayoff

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

If you’re gonna call twice at 1am you could at least acknowledge the text the next morning asking why you called. Even if it’s a lie.

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

Unpopular opinion: rippled jeans look like shit. Man or woman.

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How about you out all that “money” you’re making with fitness into a home gym so you can stop being a shit at the public gym? It’s literally a business expense if you’re a personal trainer.

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

The Cold War really fucked up the world.

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Sometimes the deciding factor on whether or not I unfollow someone is how much they post their baby on social media.

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

Ya boi been hitting the gym lately

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Stop yelling at the gym. You’re gonna make yourself lightheaded and bust ass.

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Yo do they turn down the thermostat at the mall? Do people still go to the mall? I can’t remember the last time I went to a mall. Like indoor mall.

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

@MLBTV how you gonna give us a free game and then have it be blacked out. Especially when I pay for the service.

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

We went from “You’re perfect the way you were born” to “You were born the way you were born but sometimes that way isn’t actually the way you feel you’re supposed to be born so change whatever you need to change.”

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

2021 - the year the ladies started making the first move (on me at least)

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You want things done to and for you but you’re not out there doing things to and for others. The universe/karma/God or whatever you may believe is always watching.

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I’m at a loss for words….

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One difference between a man and a woman is that a woman would almost never go to a concert with someone they met online. Ya boi is going to see Shakes Graves tomorrow.

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

My dad is 2 inches taller, 25 lbs lighter, but he has a bigger waist by 2 inches. Someone explain. How?

[Avocado Mustang @cambam2310]

I’m giving 100%. You can give whatever percent you want. I refuse to let your effort control mine.