Meth Lab Willie Wonka

I'm just an ex-con trying to go straight and get my kids back.

[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

HILARIOUS

[Meth Lab Willie Wonka @cambanks3]

Today I learned that when you run over you OWN toes with an office chair whilst sitting in it hurts as much as it makes you feel stupid. #todayIlearned #officechair

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh MAN. Watch this.

[Meth Lab Willie Wonka @cambanks3]

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[erin eevee @spicyfoxlady]

Retweet if you think you could handle me 😉💙

[Meth Lab Willie Wonka @cambanks3]

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[Meth Lab Willie Wonka @cambanks3]

@FunnyCostaki Thats ok @FunnyCostaki they don't have mine either. #Cameron

[Meth Lab Willie Wonka @cambanks3]

41 years on this planet and I still can't fold a fitted sheet.

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

This can’t be retweeted enough.

[Meth Lab Willie Wonka @cambanks3]

My #HardEarnedFlavor comes from my #Charcoal. Tweet yours and get a cocktail recipe to match from @KnobCreek.

[Meth Lab Willie Wonka @cambanks3]

@FunnyCostaki Are you on the Titanic 2? Asking for a friend.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Melania Trump and Michelle Obama receive shockingly different coverage from Fox News, a supercut

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Vin Scully breaks down what changes are coming to Dodger Stadium for the 2020 All-Star Game 🌴

(via @Dodgers)

[Cory Boatwright @CoryBoat]

Give your profile some life by writing a profile summary that people will love to read! https://t.co/dzcwYkCJPr

[Cory Boatwright @CoryBoat]

I think FOPO, "fear of other people's opinions," is often the reason military folks seek jobs or industries they don't actually want. FOPO certainly influenced my decision making when I separated from the military in 2011. #military https://t.co/IWsDrfAyUA

[Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern]

This is vital for everyone to read.

[Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern]

Truth

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

THEY DUMPED DON FOR LIKING PEOPLE TOO MUCH? SO HE DIES SATURDAY? Hyper, loves scratches and rubs, seeks human company. What a monster! Don #68091 needs some training and our pledges via @chortletown to find a Rescue/Foster/Adopter. Save him: PLEASE RT DON! https://t.co/EZenQ7QrN3

[Meth Lab Willie Wonka @cambanks3]

@STERLINGdARCHER Balls!