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[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

Pussification of America: Mass high school lacrosse team forced to forfeit semi-final game due to seniors smoking graduation cigars.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Kevin Hart is in Tony Hinchcliffe's corner after the controversial comic was blasted for a George Floyd "joke" during Kevin's roast.

🎥: The Breakfast Club

[. @cambenjamin6]

@MarkLazerus @TheAthleticNHL

[Inter Miami News Hub @Intermiamicfhub]

🚨Official: Lionel Messi now is the fastest player to have 100 MLS regular season goal contributions. 🐐

🏟️64 Games
⚽️59 goals
🅰️41 assists

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Gritty has once again thrown a penguin off of the upper level

[. @cambenjamin6]

https://t.co/aP11b9J9oz

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ovechkin. Crosby. Malkin. Letang.

This is hockey royalty.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

One year ago today, Alex Ovechkin became the NHL’s greatest goal scorer of all-time 🐐

[Xavier Guerrero @XGLAVOZ]

The GOAT 🐐 #Messi levels the match with a fantastic header..1-1 @nustadium The 1st ever score by an #InterMiamiCF player will always have the name of the greatest football player ever..#Lemoncitylive https://t.co/PlCRz0P1Ys

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOALIE TILT!

MARKSTROM AND SHESTERKIN GET AFTER IT! 🍿

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

This guy really could make 1 call and take 90% of NFL starting QB's jobs

[Mod @CFCMods]

So Lionel Messi is the fastest player in football history to reach 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800 and 900 goals?

He’s the greatest goalscorer of all time while being the greatest dribbler and playmaker of all time as well, how’s that even fair 😭

[NBC 10 WJAR @NBC10]

Blackstone Valley Schools hockey team's Colin Dorgan tied the game with 30 seconds left in the DII championship game.
https://t.co/FA1zXJYt2z

[Sarah @sarah____kent]

Matthew Tkachuk hanging out with Noa Gaudreau in Columbus the night before the Panthers play the Jackets. So freaking cute. #cbj #timetohunt

📸/ meredithgaudreau_ instagram

[barcadesk @barcadesk]

It’s just a Messi thing 🐐

[Honest Viking Fan @honestvikingfan]

The irony

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

#NJDevils welcome back Jack Hughes and their Olympians with a pre-game ceremony, in which he brought USA teammate Tage Thompson along with him on the ice for the ovation. #Sabrehood

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

If you can’t celebrate an Olympic accomplishment for and by the USA 🇺🇸, you are on the wrong side. Period.

We truly reached the theater of the absurd when it became “news” last week that hockey players are proud of their country.