mr slyce

sole proprietor of the apes clinic. walk-ins welcome

[mr slyce @camboslyce]

Why is happy Gilmore 2 playing in my uber home from the bar,.. it’s horrible

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Came to the bar to watch the dunk contest and apparently people play a game with knives on their feet???? Someone please explain

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@willibingos 😢

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@condiggitydog69 The voice of reason

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@willibingos Early busses will do that to ya

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The best part of a crowded bar is when you get mail boxed and tear your acl

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Nothing like wearing an off white hoodie to a crowded bar

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Always walk into the bar with your hood on. That’s how the people know you’re cool

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Fuck man I left my cinder block shoes at home

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I haven’t been carded at a bar in a year and a half. Are the circles under my eyes really that big???

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Flip flops in the bar is a choice. Standing in an inch of mystery liquid is not the vibe

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Nothing is worse than watching the singer at a concert battle with a shirt one size to small #shhmeedium

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I like to sit in the middle seat of Ubers without a seatbelt on to test god

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And a TWISTY STRAW

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All I want is a lemon tart and a glass of milk

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I like to walk up my hill with my eyes closed so the time goes by faster

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@willibingos Last night I saw these two kids wrestling in the snow - coldest shit ever

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@bobsledtweeter Mix in a water

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@HeaterzWilly I wouldn’t even take a cheesesteak out to dinner. That’s to much caption for the probable return