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[andy @camboyandy]

XD

[andy @camboyandy]

When I lied about not having suicidal ideation so they write me my script

[the iliaad @IICANBEURFRIEND]

Got diagnosed with ADHD but they wont let me have the medicine because i was too honest and said I’m susceptible to drug addiction

[andy @camboyandy]

@colourfilter It’s an effect of the withdrawals

[andy @camboyandy]

Do nut chug a litre of water after a pony dose of ketamine I was puking out the niagara falls

[‏ؘ @edyslocket]

*he pulls down his shorts*

me: omg…

him: is it big?

me: it will never be as big as Right Back by Karlee Girl

him: omg end

[mia @eshalakundala]

y’all will do this and smoke regularly… now there’s caca in the bloodstream… micro doodoo particles in the brain… thats why yall be listening to tate mcrae

[guy @guysxtn]

i can do this too

[. @wellyesblood]

everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these

[𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖔 𝕾𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖎 @Neik0z496]

I don't wanna do this fucking exam bro

[meow @adaluvscats]

we all died and thus is hell

[tuna @tuna_petal]

Genie: u have 3 wishes

Me: every word is only 5 letters

Genie: youuu havee 2 wishe leftt

Meeee: every wordd start withh "p"

Penie: pouuu pavee 1 pishe peftt

Peeee: pvery pordd pends pithh "etal"

petal: petal

petal: petal https://t.co/FoShfeZflV

[andy @camboyandy]

Currently high at work and I think everyone’s laughing at me

[andy @camboyandy]

THIS SENTENCE😭

[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵 Δ @desintonizado]

Le vi haciendo el pino con los huevos colgando bocabajo no te puedo tomar enserio

[andy @camboyandy]

Boy I used to like and boy I kissed that’s still in the closet are now boys

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels to be avoidant, extroverted, paranoid AND full of hope

[andy @camboyandy]

A happy ending❤️

[andy @camboyandy]

They aren’t feeding the kids these days😭

[andy @camboyandy]

Y’all not ready for this conversation

[andy @camboyandy]

My man that’s not really my man hooked up with his ex last night