The Stagecoach Busway

Parody. Not affiliated with Stagecoach or the Busway. Making your journey to work as stressful as possible.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Please accept our sincere apologies, we were practicing our Houdini disappearing act.

[Toby Godfrey @TobyGodfrey1]

@Stagecoach_East @cambridgebusway soooooo the 6.35am Guided B bus to cambridge just evapourated into thin air.... again.
Utter incompentance, what is happening to this service?!! dont worry we can just wait for 30mins in case the next one shows up 🤷🏻‍♂️ #OrchardParkFrustrations

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

If you’re feeling unwell, don’t forget to get on a cramped Busway bus so you can cough and sneeze all over everybody else.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Yes it is. Get over it.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

This morning we’re not serving stops at St Ives P&R, Fen Drayton Lakes, Swavesey, Longstanton P&R, Oakington and Histon & Impington because apparently the whole of St Ives is heading to Cambridge. No apologies for the inconvenience caused.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

It’ll be 30 minutes tomorrow.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

We thought you’d like to know 3 minutes before the scheduled departure. 🤔

[Stagecoach East @Stagecoach_East]

#Busway Due to a vehicle breakdown; the 7:12 A service from Hill Rise will not be operating. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Fun fact: When you’re at the Swavesey Busway stop, you are at the middle of the world. Coordinates 52.306185, 0.000000

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Nothing like a bit of sudden braking to put people on their arses #MondayMorning

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Good riddance Whippet. #TheBuswaysAllOurs

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

We broke it ourselves because we can’t be arsed today

[Stagecoach East @Stagecoach_East]

#Busway Due to a vehicle fault; the 8:12 A service from Hill Rise to Cambridge Rail Station will not be operating. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

As part of our pledge for further transparency, we will be using the hashtag #OurBuswayInGIFs to showcase our wonderful Busway to the world. Here’s the first #OurBuswayInGIFs

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Because who needs to get to work, anyway?!

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Good morning everyone. We’re going to cancel some of our services this morning, not tell you about them, and assume that’s okay with you all.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

What’s better than 1 late bus? 3 of them, and all at once!

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Following our investigation, it turns out that the suspicious package was actually just the B service being on time.

[Stagecoach East @Stagecoach_East]

#busway due to a suspicious package in drummer Street bus station. Buses are not allowed in or out. Please expect delays.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Can’t wait for Go Whippet to vacate the Busway for good on Saturday. The Busway will finally be ours and ours only. It will truly be the “Stagecoach Busway”.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

If you’re heading to the Midsummer Common fireworks tonight from Longstanton P&R, you should probably start walking now to catch the conclusion of the show.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Additionally, these daily reminders will be as reliable as the peak time A service from St Ives.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Here’s your daily reminder that the most reliable way to use the Busway is by walking or cycling.

[The Stagecoach Busway @cambridgebusway]

Today we’re going to play a game. How many stops can we pass without stopping due to the bus already being full?