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Born in '99. Software engineer and respecter of shopping carts. Autistic knowledge of Kingdom Hearts lore. Anime enthusiast. Married father.

[Supoko @Kaorumitsurugi]

THEY ARE CALLED HAIR VENTS
IT IS AN OJOU-SAMA LAUGH
THE OLDER HOT GIRL IS AN ONEE-SAN
SHO-TA LO-LI
IT IS NOT AN ANTENNA IT IS A AHOGE
WAIFU HUSBANDO
BITCHY GIRL IS TSUNDERE
WEABOO
ITS NOT TWINK ITS BISHONEN
saying tomboy is fine we’re fine with that one
DOUJINSHI
GET IT RIGHT

[Mohamed "TheFearMaster" Saad (Commissions open) @TFMsaad]

It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you

[Chari @CSodd1]

El tipo de portadas que tiene un capítulo de Jojolion en que un hombre piedra muere de la forma más dolorosa imaginable

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

Unironically the realest shit I've read all day

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Hanging out w/ 2 year old niece, holding her up with one hand while watering plants with a watering can with my other hand, “and shall we water this one? And this one?”, 3 year old nephew comes up behind me and shouts “I am knuckles” and starts repeatedly punching me in the spine

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

Abortion is a disgusting practice that should be banned for White people.

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@DreamyChill_ @tivstippi Average white girls are more attractive than average girls of other races

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@Num1WarlockFan Battle Tendency is full of direct references. ACDC, Wham, The Cars, Santana, Loggins & Messina, Donovan

[A CUP NATIONALIST 🍒 @socktickler]

I’ll stop being racist when racism stops being both true and extremely funny

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My 3 year old fell off the couch today, and we had to go to urgent care to get her checked out. She's alright, but she ended up with a nasty goose egg on her forehead. They gave her a popsicle, a stuffed animal, and some codein, though, so all's well that ends well, I guess

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Working on adding authentication to haligtree[dot]camburgaler[dot]com. Messing around with Auth0. Considering implementing the whole thing myself, from scratch

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@djrtyhands Rocky Horror Picture Show. Great soundtrack. Fascinating deconstruction of contemporary sci-fi tropes and the studios that perpetuated them. Surprisingly postmodern for its time.

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@arhourigan Gwyndolin definitely is not trans. He's associated with the moon, which is associated with femininity. He's the JP femboy archetype. Raised as a daughter, yet still referred to with masculine pronouns.

[Ranggajati (Commission Open) 🔞🔞🇮🇩🇺🇸 @Ranggajati_]

"NO! Please, Trumpisattva, do NOT reincarnate me! I must escape the Samsara."

"You're gonna like it, George. You'll have Chris Chan as your father and a Finnish mother, You'll live a life full of games and autism, everyone eyes will be on you. Get inside the fetus, George."

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@Extralongdokkan Ironically, this form does away with Goku's greatest weakness: heart disease

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@amadeux__ @fruitymonkie Technically, Tron Legacy DID end up in a video game. It was a world in Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance; a game that was originally released exclusively on the Nintendo 3DS, but later got remasters for console and PC.

[sneakn @sneaknsneak]

@wasphyxiation ok but Kelvin is da best.
but you won't catch me using anything but God's favorite, Fahrenheit.

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@Raystarbazzar95 @mushroomfromgd Wrong