Cameron Eide

[Cameron Eide @cameide]

This is the pinnacle of comedy

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

wifecliff, it's me, i'm cathy

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

She is the only Dem candidate I’ve ever seen who is what people *pretend* Bernie 2016 was after he lost.

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

sperrys up to bat again? nike elite socks you're on deck. lebrons with cargo shorts you're in the hole

[Ryan Kearney @rp_kearney]

Republican leaders privately despising Trump but blithely working to reward and validate his tenure with Congressional majorities is a pretty good example of how they lost a battle of wits to the host of Celebrity Apprentice in the first place!

[Charlie @StyledApe]

Usha is very real I hope these comments are retracted

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

Every once in a while I remember this business in Chicago that hung up a Trump 2024 sign facing the highway that reading "I MISS GAS @ $1.79/GAL & MEAN TWEETS."

The sign is still there because the company went out of business.

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

Macklemore just basically fried Ed Sheeran on IG 💀

[Joey Hiles @joeyhiles1]

Best tweet that ever did it strikes again

[jordan @notbubbawallace]

gavin newsom went on charlie kirk’s podcast to agree with him about discriminating against trans people, btw.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

Oh, the pied-a-terre tax makes it financially unpleasant to own your unoccupied second home? Congestion pricing makes it too expensive to continue driving into the city? Airlines charging for bags means you always carry on now? Cool, those are the desired outcomes.

[Plant trees•destroy lawns•decommodify food @FoodForestNetwk]

Remarkable how perfectly American fascism crystallizes into these figures you couldn’t write into fiction without being accused of heavy-handedness

The new wave of narco imperialism is led by a sweaty, wide-eyed, coked-out christian zealot ranting about drug cartels? Okay. Sure.

[Soapy🫧 @CaesarSaladluv]

If I was a pitcher during every mound meeting I would be asking everyone if they still liked me

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Hillary Clinton reemerging from obscurity to amplify and validate GOP talking points against populist Dems as America heads into the general election against Trump’s party — what an incredibly on-brand commitment to the bit

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

“HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MY GOOD FRIEND MARY PELTOLA??”

[Aaron Ghitelman @Ghitelman]

LeBron heard about the pied-à-terre tax and wanted to make sure everyone knew his NYC apartment was occupied and in use

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

transphobic man wearing a face full of bronzer advertises new hormone replacement therapy options for cisgender male troops. everything is gender

[baseballmode jos @nosiejaron]

passing my finest hammer and sickle blunt to comrade belli