Camel

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[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me going too far when pretending to be shocked at getting the blame for something that I 100% did.

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@Super70sSports I'm always surprised by this type of thing. Yes, he's an imbecile politically, but most musicians are. Dave is a genius, musically, and deserves to be recognized as such.

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@TiffanyFong It's a yard stick we use to beat people. Oh, wait, no, that's a kill-o-meter. Never mind, ignore this and go on about your day.

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@slater57649 Whenever you wonder if there's anything left to life for, something like this crops up to remind you that if you'd chosen yesterday, you would have missed out.

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@jacobinfante24 To potential girlfriend, "No, seriously, babe, I'm so cool I can just tweet out something with no context, like, 'Ben Johnson' and I'll get, like, 200 likes, minimum. Check this out, babe."

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@Kirsten_Tanis1 @iamcogs The algorithm must favor him. I see his stuff regularly but only just now realized I wasn't already following. Rectified.

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@alexthechick Ditto programming & songwriting.

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@creamsleeve Curious & wanted to support our QB so searched where to buy...There's no grape? Caleb needs to crack the whip on these guys. Sure, I like ketchup on hot dogs and well done steaks, but grape is a PB&J staple even for normal people!

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@ChicagoBears Need an animated gif clipped down to just Cole hopping stone to stone across an imaginary river and Neville dodging mosquitos under mosquito netting.

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@ChicagoBears Sure, the first 4 seconds were great, but that guy 5 seconds in was slow af out of his release. We should cut him.

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@pants We've all been there.

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@QTRBlackGarrett A truly iconic quarter black photo.

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@JesseKellyDC Yup. Got old after seeing it 6, 7 times.

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@CSleeve16374 The only people still having a bad Saturday are the therapists losing clients to Cream's wisdom.

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@CourtneyRCronin In 15 years, someone will post one of those "Name your favorite Bears player who most won't remember", and I'll be all in there with the big man. If only he'd Keith Traylor'd an interception return, he'd be with us forever (at least in our hearts).

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@CSleeve16374 @GBraggsJr23 "And if they don't, I'll turn off the camera first, big guy."
- cream

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@TheCinesthetic Blues Brothers.
No, there wasn't.

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@jacobinfante24 I choose to believe the Dayo signing will end up hot ass in the positive sense, like Sydney Sweeney.

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@jacobinfante24 I'm a Bears fan. I'll show the human side if I ever meet him in person.
https://t.co/ZJanfgWmeZ

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@AaronLemingNFL My real life side wants to give him a hug and a pat on the back and tell him, "It's okay, brother." My Bears fan side wants to kick him in the nuts.