Imfaooo my lil cousin 14 & got caught having sex. She told my auntie, "if you wanted me to be a virgin so bad, you should have named me Mary"😂😭
g l'm planning her funeral rn
my bitch ass neighbor called the police cause I was smoking on the balcony. The police came and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. they ask where'd u buy it? I said from the neighbor now they at his house searching his shit.
Just remember that this human experience is temporary. You arrive with nothing, you spend your whole life chasing everything, but still leave with nothing. So make sure that your soul gains more than your hands.
Luxuries we forget that are luxuries:
1. Your mom still around
2. Hot water
3. Feeling healthy
4. Peace of mind & heart
5. Perfect weather days
6. Good food
7. Bills paid
8. Reliable transportation