Cade Mendenhall

CMU 22’

[Cade Mendenhall @CaMendenhall]

@CodyBrownBets 136

[A-Mac @MrAMac19]

I know the team got a group chat without them two in it…

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

[Michael @MGrecoBuf]

Shedeur Sanders when he has to play an FBS school

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

There's a bit of sadness when you're at a restaurant and the food isn't delivered by Your Server.

"and who ordered the Alfredo?"

You don't know us at all. Jenny would know. Jenny would know who ordered the Alfredo.

[Austine @theereal_one]

why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

me & my friends walking through the crowd saying excuse me

[André Agoní @MrMarcus260]

Indiana kinda cool sometimes. Some Amish hoopers pulled up to an inner city park yesterday and gave them that work

[davis rugs not drugs 🏃‍♂️ @illegalrugs]

This shit will always make me die laughing

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Apologies to our waitress Amy who said to my dad, “wanna box for the leftovers?” and he replied, “no, but I’ll wrestle you for them” hope we tipped enough

[K @kourtneyinhell]

Husband found a parking spot right in front of the packed aquarium today and immediately was like “this is a parking spot you’ll remember forever” and has managed to talk about it all day. Has also said “how about the parking spot though” about 30 times so far

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

THEY ASSES IS NOT CARPENTERS

[A bearded bible study partner @dnicewazhere]

EXCUSE ME 😭😭

[Girl with no problems @hotpriestt]

My little sister got this surgery and after we were discharged and went home there was a tornado warning but she couldn’t really move or bend so we laid her on an ironing board and put her in the closet

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

bro was too confident😭

[maha @mahaaaay]

white people love saying “oh those are dangerous” to a bag of chips. lol just eat the doritos man