cameo shmameo

:/

[cameo shmameo @cameoooooooo]

my official thread for things i think would send a victorian era child into a coma

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

US schools are less about education and more about making sure parents get to work by 8. Now you know.

[martha (hoztwt comeback era) @wastelandbaaby]

hozier:

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

can't threaten me with a good time

[Mehar Khursheed @curlistani]

sorry this is sick. its so sweet of her but why should a mom to an infant have to bribe & placate grown adults about being around a baby? why have we lost the empathy & humanity to be around children? other people should be bringing things for the babies on planes instead

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she’s completely correct and i’m surprised fox news shared this

[Kirsty @DoodlebopsH8Acc]

Horses when they find out patriarchy isn’t about them

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

[Dr. Jennifer Lincoln | OBGYN @DrJenLincoln]

Consent to sex is not consent to pregnancy.

I know you want it to be that way because you want us to exist solely to make babies and stay home and raise them for you, but that’s not how it works.

[wisdom @dessbian]

ppl in the replies listing natural disasters are so funny. use your MANLY MASCULINITY to STOP THE TORNADO. deflect the LAVA with your HUGE PECS.

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@ImKeithHolland 🫡

[Working Families Party 🐺 @WorkingFamilies]

Retweet if you’re okay actually with not having your shows for a while if it means the people who write them get paid a fair wage.

[cameo shmameo @cameoooooooo]

@ImKeithHolland pls tell me u scrolled up to see the context of this tweet before u liked it😅💀 fmlll

[cameo shmameo @cameoooooooo]

@ImKeithHolland ‘s “can i get some water?” tiktoks

[cameo shmameo @cameoooooooo]

@ImKeithHolland sooo r we gonna find out who had the crown when the stream finished last night??😗👀 or is it a mystery?? lmao

[cameo shmameo @cameoooooooo]

@ImKeithHolland !!! i’m clearing my schedule

[jay @barrerasfilms]

aubrey plaza activism thread:

1. covering jared letos face so we wouldn’t have to see it