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I sexually identify as a piece of mail because all I do is send it

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Hi I'm Cam welcome to college

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Why do we call them socks

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People that put ketchup in their Mac and cheese should be imprisoned

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If she doesn’t have LinkedIn premium I don’t want it

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Little Debbie oatmeal cream pie

[Adam Cianciarulo @AdamCianciarulo]

I got fined $1000 for peeing behind the porta potty in a rush before our restart this weekend. Just figured I’d get out ahead of this one.

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

people who have taylor swift #1 in their spotify wrapped need therapy

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@Kiranz38 @GRDecter He’ll come back strong in federal prison. Theft from the American people in any capacity should not be tolerated.

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Imagine being British and having to say Ehhmm before every sentence

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Tell a zodiac sign girl her vibe is off today

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[jerry @jerryhadid]

Crumbl cookies wishes they could create this masterpiece

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[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

FINAL: White Sox 4, #Dodgers 0

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They should remaster Shrek for 2023

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@bmansanas360 I really like to leave an impression

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Being a furry is simply trying to justify beastiality

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