Filed to ESPN: Andrew Luck has informed the Colts he is retiring from the NFL, per source. There will be a press conference Sunday to make it official, but Luck is mentally worn down, and now checking out.
We are the first generation to be completely catalogued. Meaning there’s no twitter page for US to look at for our parents at 20 years old. So that being said. If u my kid readin this rn, take out the damn trash. That’d probably make my 40 yr old alcoholic ass happy
Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it.
facts about white people:
-they die after 4 days without ranch
-they can only have sex to "grandma got ran over by a reindeer"
-they are very weak against sharks
-in packs, they are called an ultimate frisbee team