Cameron Proctor

I’m jokin

[Cameron Proctor @Cameron_p13]

Just paid $7 for the worst latte of my life

[Cameron Proctor @Cameron_p13]

Hearing people chew their food is my own personal hell

[Cardi Rie @carierobins_]

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

[Davey Nabes @DavidYoNeighbor]

Me when someone finishes explaining the rules of a board game

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

If you’ve been feeling down at all recently just remember we’ve still got 125 cold and dark days ahead of us and it will most likely get a lot worse for you

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Male artists are absent from the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time ever.

[Cameron Proctor @Cameron_p13]

missing a right air pod…if you find it it’s mine. I called it.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Can we normalize being quiet in the morning

[Cameron Proctor @Cameron_p13]

Taking shots is like pressing the eject button on my stomach…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

JoJo Siwa says Miley Cyrus is the nicest celebrity she’s ever met. ❤️

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

my toxic trait is i merge on the highway like i just pulled out a nascar pit stop

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I could easily overpower nine senior citizens

[Cameron Proctor @Cameron_p13]

ugly people scare me

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

tired of fake laughing at people’s jokes imma just stare at them

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I don’t understand how COVID is still spiking after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Nothing like watching someone speak confidently about something they know nothing about.

[Cameron Proctor @Cameron_p13]

@maciisback If I’m feeling spicy

[Cameron Proctor @Cameron_p13]

each time I talk to somebody new I start a timer to see how long it takes to un add each other