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116|Bermuda|Virginia|Alabama

[Brisk @BriskQ]

Why was niggas wearing them big ass red boots a few years ago? I ain’t forget lmao

[Nadzeya @foulestench]

in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years
i know my goat

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[🍁philip @PhiliDips_]

Just saw a blind woman with her dog walk into a Starbucks in a Longos grocery store

"Wait, is this a Starbucks?"

"Yes"

"Damn it, I don't know why he always takes me to Starbucks!"

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[shea ♡ @historicthrill]

11. i’ll never forget that day because i was woken up from a nap by my mom and all i heard was “michael…died”. mind you, i have a brother named michael so imagine my horror 😭

[project hail natu ₊˚⊹ @rylandstars]

"Rocky's crew died due to radiation, something humans studied, feared, and could fix.

Grace's crew died because they didn't have anyone to watch them while they slept like the Eridians."

oh my...

[The Lakers Daddy @NugsGetBuckets]

NBA stat leaders this season:

PPG: Luka
RPG: Jokic
APG: Jokic
BPG: Wemby
PER: Jokic
BPM: Jokic
VORP: Jokic

… so how is SGA the “MVP”?????????

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Colin Jost says he pitched Pete Hegseth mistakenly quoting Pulp Fiction as Bible verse in the SNL writers room—then Hegseth actually did it.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

I heard your baby daddy be at the hibachi grill letting the chef throw meat in his mouth

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

A white boy brawl but somehow “Nigga” always seems to emerge 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

(Darth Vader right after cutting Luke's hand off) How is Yoda though. Did he mention me

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

there is no headline in 2026 that can surprise me anymore

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

Welcome back Sharpay and Ryan

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

Black kid would be in a foster home before sunset.

[Mystic PSG❤️💙 @Salamandredu94]

Le tir est impressionnant, mais l’homme en moi ne peut s’empêcher d’imaginer ce que Jeff Hardy nous aurait proposé avec cette échelle en 2008

[devilette @deviIette]

Honestly kinda funny that an attempt on a US President used to paralyze the entire country but my timeline is full of people angry their sports broadcast was interrupted only for the news to be that he was still alive LMFAOOOOOO the collective disappointment!!!! 😭😭

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

There’s no way they staged this shit just so he can justify building a ballroom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO