Cameron Young

we are all horrible and wonderful and figuring it out

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twitter is a fucking cesspool

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would just like to give a shout out to the people who clarify whether things are fake on twitter or not.

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when people say "this goes without saying" & then continue to say it anyway, i'm like, but come on you JUST said.

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i've known Max for over 4 years now & to this day he does not know if i like Kevin Hart or not. and i'll never tell him how i truly feel

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my sincere wish for 2018 is that Daily Mail goes out of business

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the world sucks, but sometimes i'll see a mom comment on their daughter's pic saying how beautiful they are & that's just the sweetest shit

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tryna date a girl who doesn't know what instagram is.

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strongly believe that couples who always comment on each other's pictures are in constant fear that their relationship is gonna end soon.

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it's like, super easy to get into Harvard if you're a genius.

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i lovvvve when people just fuckin' stare at the camera when they're taking a snapchat video and post it on their story

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to people who wear sunglasses inside: fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk yyyyyooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu

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i like that everyone's finsta has a profile pic with them smoking or drinking in it. the mystery of what their finsta contains is elusive

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🎶you were cute🎶

🎶until you became a Glossier rep on instagram🎶

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my knees crack when i bend down. my ankles crack when i turn them. sometimes i hear a crack in my chest. also there's a cracking sound whene

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happy birthday to everyone except for people who's birthdays aren't today.

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i think about that video of Zendaya dancing to Beyoncé in the car about three times a week

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anything is an aphrodisiac if it makes you horny

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imagine being enough of a psychopath that you post the tip money you made on your snapchat story

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i just found out that the key phrase i always text when i'm drunk is "oh absolutely" so if i ever send that to you stop replying

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i really feel like Donald Trump is the universe trying to get me to pay attention to politics but holllllly shit i still could not care less