cameron 🍤

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

I wanted a cat and I got a squirrel but I’m not complaining

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

@jk_rowling @vcrqueenjen @AndrewMercado The average height of a WNBA player is 6'1". So, if we do some quick math here: you're a fucking idiot

[Mike Bogacz @bikemogacz]

this has all the top three american pastimes: eating burger, filming content, and being hit by a car

[Emily Gilmore Apologist @xoxotaye]

It’s really only about ten of us who hate Chris Brown and we been holding strong for years

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

I kinda ate with this tbh

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Twink death comes for us all eventually

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Twitter comeback when?

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Kathy I'm lost I said, though I knew she was sleeping

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Cherry coke zero they could never make me hate you

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Drumk

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

One day you're young and then the next day you're watching Scrubs janitor funniest moments on YouTube

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Twink death comes for us all eventually

[🦇pat gem 💎 (here for vgc mainly) @gempaw18]

did i just learn ohio legalized weed via iroh's va posting art of him smoking a blunt

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

@AmazonHelp Absolutely not

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Shout-out to the Amazon driver smoking a blunt out of her truck rn I hope she has a great day

[Naji Bakhti @anajibakhti]

Every university in the world should be condemning this.

Staying silent now, and waxing lyrical about 'decolonising the curriculum' later, is all-round moral cowardice.

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

They need to invent something that's as fun as smoking when you're standing outside. Like what am I supposed to do just stand there?

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

@fubroshi Was no one going to tell me that was Christian Bale

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Now this is journalism

[KTVU @KTVU]

Steve Mazzari, a 6-year Bay Area resident says he was "slammin' 'Dollaritas'" at the Fisherman's Wharf Applebee's when a magnitude 3.7 #earthquake, epicentered near Millbrae, struck. https://t.co/90LrYW5qC1

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

Wow okay I see why people wear business casual to the airport I feel so powerful rn

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

I need Dramamine on tap

[cameron 🍤 @cameronfarris_]

I will actually die on this hill like it's not unethical to let ur cat outside because of bird populations when there is one feral cat for every pet cat in the US like oh my god. Go T.N.R ur local feral cat colony instead of having these dumbass takes