Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists

Writer, musician, hilarious. I know I just wasn't made for these times.

He/Him. Example: I guess HE is alright, though there's clearly stuff wrong with HIM

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

Out: unsolicited nudes

In: unsolicited Nudies

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@JoeKassabian Extemporaneous Olympics when

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

Setting aside the fact that is was absolutely not a leftist taking the shots at Trump, and that insisting it was is a tell on the false flag narrative,

We obviously all remember John Wilkes Booth's energetic crusade for more equity and inclusion in American life... C'mon maaaaan

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

You know you are a good Republican president when the left attempts to murder you

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

☠️☠️☠️

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@kendallybrown Dating is and will always be a Cringe/Fail compilation. It just is. Because they're not the one unless the Cringe makes them smile and the Fail makes them root for you.

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@IwriteOK I mean yeah if you believe in mercy killing

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@notliamanders0n Leftist tendency infighting => grudge fucking => YAY LIAM

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@suchnerve (sexy) you want some Kremlinology?

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@spaceghost Generally, anyone who gets close enough to me for these things to factor has ignored their own red flags, which is a red flag for me

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@HeavenlyGrandpa Serving so much cunt it becomes meta

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@lizmaebrooks (whispers)
let the body keep the score
let the body keep the score

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@twicetheMF Woooooo he ain't coming back, man

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@IwriteOK Hotboxing the rectory with PURE GAS out of Tommy's skull, just naming women who exhibit the ability to practice Reason, hitting the WWE Suck It every time I say one

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@kendallybrown Lead poisoning does make you more aggressive, it tracks

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@aallleeexxxxxx1 Babe what's wrong, you're not wearing your janties

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@KrangTNelson Theres a destination a li'l up the row
Round the corner f/ Snot and the dice he throw
A place they saw the lites turn low
Where Zig saw red @ the printer store
Movin' out packs and stevedore handouts,
2 Greek locals and a horror show
Ladies in cans just clap ya hands, just clap y

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@MichelleyRoo Either way you're not having meat

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@suchnerve Yeah, condemned Hamas to a mass extinction

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@suchnerve "Lol, they have no idea what they're saying" vs. "Ah well, I can't let myself let anyone down, not again"

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@suchnerve Deepfake porn is an affliction not even befitting one's worst enemies, never mind garden variety hacks and phonies

[Ted Lasso and The Pharmacists @cameronferguson]

@bobbiegalore Unexpected Side Effects include: drowsiness, lethargy, lie-down doing, bein a eepy lil bean, permanent irreversible kidney damage, snoozemaxxing, that ole honk shoo honk shoo situation