Cam

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

"note to the casting directors: margot robbie isn't the right actress to cast when making this point"

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Not all heroes wear capes. As hundreds of detectives worked around the clock to track down the man who opened fire on the busy train on Tuesday, 21-year-old Zack Tahhan was the one to finally spot Frank James on Wednesday afternoon. https://t.co/669dGveftc

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

“Tax the Rich”……But first I’m gonna go have the time of my life partying with them all at the most extravagant over the top party of the year that is essentially a celebration of richness.

[Doug Collins @RepDougCollins]

"We made clear to the Taliban that any attack, any attack on our forces or disruption of our operations at the airport will be met with a swift and forceful response," - Joe Biden, one week ago

We are waiting…Mr. President, your move.

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

People who refuse to download TikTok think they have a PhD in maturity

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

do i have a job? yes. i’m in the business of misery let’s take it from the top

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Yes ! Men do deserve to get gift as well for Valentine’s Day,but the gift have to be less expensive then the girls gift . Soo if he buys you flowers you buy him grass.

[Jackie @jaclyn_baltazar]

One thing I want to share with you guys is to take lots of pictures but most importantly videos of people you love whether u look like a sack of potatoes or not because those are the only things you have left and watching a video and hearing their voice is everything....

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

my body is not a temple it is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

[Nathan Allebach @nathanallebach]

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the quality of memes

[Cam @cameronhaffke]

The amazon guy just left my house and said "Okay, See you tomorrow!" 🙃

[Cam @cameronhaffke]

If he says he’s alpha... he’s probably beta af

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

hate playing make believe with little kids. u shoot them with a laser and theyre like "actually i went back in time so it doesnt count". tf are u talking about. u just casually rip open a hole in the space-time continuum? thats irresponsible as shit pal