Natalie Lewinski

On 12/8/25 Jalen Hurts scored 0.4 fantasy points The worst in the league by a QB who took snaps that week including a broken collarboned Daniel Jones fuck you

[Rolo @RoloPoloTV]

Oh BABY it’s finally halftime and we get to hear from PAT MACAFEE and JASON KELCE!!! Man oh man these guys are ELECTRIC. If they start drinking some BEERS I will FREAK OUT 🍺🍺🍺

[VOIDFILL🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL]

40 is too young. I think the average first time home buyer should be like 80. You should only be able to buy a home when you qualify for hospice. A home is something you should buy to die in, sort of like a pyramid

[Destry @DestryBrod]

I'm sorry but this burger tastes like four guys at the most.

[brandon* @brndxix]

THESE are the places that think democrats cities are shitholes? LMAO

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

TRANSGENDER FOREVER !

[Boreta @boreta]

I am not joking when I say this.

Restaurants are over.

Microwave food is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all TV dinners today are from ~2-3 generations ago.

Microwaves have solved infinite personalized food.

[Tommy @Tommy80727908]

"Yea, it's gonna cost 1.8 gabazillion dollars per screw, and we can only make 7 of them a year so don't even bother asking for more until 2042...

now sign the fucking contract"

[Syphrus @iSyphrus]

Fuck it, MW2 Trickline

[Football Seasonson @LockyLockerson]

Is it just me or is that like…the smallest amount of money you’d ever imagine being attached to a story like this

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

I really do not have time for this right now

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

I like when Google Maps gives you a lowball offer like this

[CORNER CAMPING @dad_dot_jpeg]

turning the whole country into oklahoma lol

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

[!] The OFFICE PERVERT has invited you to a meeting in THE GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOM at 13:00

(Confirm) or (Decline)

[𝙎𝘼𝙉-𝙈𝘼𝙉🕊️ @itssanman]

You wanted natural red coloring,

Here you go

[jb. @jdotb]

before you call for a ban of asmon, imagine how much chiller jan 6 would have been if the ppl in his guild were busy raiding the horde capitol instead of the american one

[jeanne d’porc @honlarp]

jacking off checklist